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Jake Cosmos Aller
Snarling Sassy Snarky Smarmy Coffee Thoughts
I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
I pound down the coffee
First thing I do every day as the dawning sun light
Lights up my lonesome room
Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but God damn coffee
I mean, - we are talking about a snarling, sassy, snarky, smarmy, silly, stupid, sadistic,
sad, happy, euphoric, high as a kite, sarcastic, satanic, divine, sexy, sweat as honey,
growling, gnarly, cowabunga, mean old rotten, angry, vengeful, jealous, smelly, malodorous,
wicked, nasty, bitchy, rich, expensive, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors
and take no prisoners, kiss ass, evil, nuclear, narcotic, alcoholic, hot as hell yet strangely
sweat as heaven, lovely, delicious, bitter, smooth, silky, hard as ice, divinely inspired,
jazzy, hip happy, rapping, rhyming, beats breaking, rock and roll up the Yazoo, bombs away,
all speed ahead, spendific, speeding, beatnik, hippie, pontific, politically aware, communistic
and capitalistic, bluesy, soulful, God in the cup, Jesus, Allah and Mohamed, Buddhist, Hindu,
Christian, Taoist, Zoroastrian, Sai Babai, Ganesh, Rama, Shiva, Kali, Durga, Cthulhu, trouble
with a capital T, right here, right now in River city, devilishly angelic, crazy assed, wild,
erotic vision inducing, pornographic, graphic, insane, psychotic, paranoid, WOW good to the
last god damn drop - rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee
As I pound down that first cup of coffee
And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals
I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind numbing fear
I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having
Following the great leader's latest pronouncements
I want to scream and shoot the TV
And run out side
Shouting "Stop the world. I want to get off this fucking crazy planet"
The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
In its appointed daily run
And I sit down
The madness dissipating a bit
And enjoy my second cup
Of heaven and hell
In my morning cup of Joe
**Copyright 2007 Jake Cosmos Aller, all rights reserved
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