Jake Cosmos Aller

Snarling Sassy Snarky Smarmy Coffee Thoughts

I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee 

I pound down the coffee 

First thing I do every day as the dawning sun light

Lights up my lonesome room

 

Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but God damn coffee 

 

I mean, - we are talking about a snarling, sassy, snarky, smarmy, silly, stupid, sadistic, 
sad, happy, euphoric, high as a kite, sarcastic, satanic, divine, sexy, sweat as honey, 
growling, gnarly, cowabunga, mean old rotten, angry, vengeful, jealous, smelly, malodorous, 
wicked, nasty, bitchy, rich, expensive, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors 
and take no prisoners, kiss ass, evil, nuclear, narcotic, alcoholic, hot as hell yet strangely 
sweat as heaven, lovely, delicious, bitter, smooth, silky, hard as ice, divinely inspired, 
jazzy, hip happy, rapping, rhyming, beats breaking, rock and roll up the Yazoo, bombs away, 
all speed ahead, spendific, speeding, beatnik, hippie, pontific, politically aware, communistic 
and capitalistic, bluesy, soulful, God in the cup, Jesus, Allah and Mohamed, Buddhist, Hindu, 
Christian, Taoist, Zoroastrian, Sai Babai, Ganesh, Rama, Shiva, Kali, Durga, Cthulhu, trouble 
with a capital T, right here, right now in River city, devilishly angelic, crazy assed, wild, 
erotic vision inducing, pornographic, graphic, insane, psychotic, paranoid, WOW good to the 
last god damn drop - rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

As I pound down that first cup of coffee

And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies

Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals 

I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind numbing fear

 

I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair 

Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having

Following the great leader's latest pronouncements 

 

I want to scream and shoot the TV

And run out side 

Shouting "Stop the world. I want to get off this fucking crazy planet"

 

 

The earth does not care a whit about my attitude

It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun

In its appointed daily run

 

And I sit down 

The madness dissipating a bit

And enjoy my second cup 

Of heaven and hell 

In my morning cup of Joe

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