Other Poems by:

Brian Beatty

THE BOOKMARK OF REVELATIONS

Everything is going to be...fine.

God doesn't believe in athiests.

He's not entirely convinced
about agnostics, either.

His favorite bands have always
been Air Supply & Cheap Trick.

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100% COTTON SADNESS

It's always a sad day
the day you realize
the universe isn't all 
that interested in your  
humorous t-shirt ideas.

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BEST FRIEND

Have you ever tried to borrow 
$20 from a dog?

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HAIKU

Sitting all morning.
A steaming pot of chai tea.
Bugs Bunny cartoons.

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MY LIGHT BULB PARADE

Li'l idea
Shriners in go-carts
Marching band
Big idea

No horses
No politicians

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ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

Counting your chickens
before they hatch 

is a waste of your 
x-ray vision & math abilities.

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THIS ENORMOUS BEARD

I'm not Amish, Muslim
or Giant Redneck Jesus
back for his believers.

I'm just incredibly lazy.

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