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Brian Beatty
THE BOOKMARK OF REVELATIONS
Everything is going to be...fine.
God doesn't believe in athiests.
He's not entirely convinced
about agnostics, either.
His favorite bands have always
been Air Supply & Cheap Trick.
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100% COTTON SADNESS
It's always a sad day
the day you realize
the universe isn't all
that interested in your
humorous t-shirt ideas.
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BEST FRIEND
Have you ever tried to borrow
$20 from a dog?
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HAIKU
Sitting all morning.
A steaming pot of chai tea.
Bugs Bunny cartoons.
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MY LIGHT BULB PARADE
Li'l idea
Shriners in go-carts
Marching band
Big idea
No horses
No politicians
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ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
Counting your chickens
before they hatch
is a waste of your
x-ray vision & math abilities.
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THIS ENORMOUS BEARD
I'm not Amish, Muslim
or Giant Redneck Jesus
back for his believers.
I'm just incredibly lazy.
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